HO HO HO

Wow, I can't believe it's almost Christmas time. You know, Christmas used to be fun. I'd get a lot of gifts, I'd watch a lot of Christmas cartoons, and I'd eat a lot of food. Now, I buy a lot of Christmas gifts and I get to spend the holidays with my in-laws which means I'll spend all Christmas Eve and Christmas day listening to them try to tell me how to live my life and raise my kids while simultaneously trying to prevent my daughter from being eaten by their vicious dog (who, by the way, has already bitten three random people and every single person living in that house). I'll get to hear about how our house isn't good enough and Joe's job isn't good enough. Then I'll sit there and watch my husband play video games with his brothers until 4 am. They'll be so damn loud that me and my daughter won't be able to sleep on our air mattress on the floor in their freezing ass front room that has no heaters in it. That's right folks, the alone heat in that house comes from two lousy kerosene heaters because his parents are too damn stubborn to get their heater fixed. Their hot water heater is also broken, along with their toilet and their shower. SO, I get to spend my holidays in a house with no heat, no hot water, a vicious dog, a nagging grandmother and mother, a spoiled 13 year old, a stuck up 21 year old, a stubborn and condecending father, and a broken down shower and toilet that you can't flush unless you shit.
I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS!!!!