"I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull"
You know, my town is oridinarily this nice, well kept, quiet place...except on my street. Well that's not actually true, the whole street is quiet except my end of the street. You see, I live across the road from these obnoxious, white-trash, grungy, stuck-in-a-bad-80's-movie, assholes. The "man of the house" is always outside blasting fucking country music at 9am while he works on something, all while wearing no shirt so that he may show off his lovely, wrinkled, flabby 50 year old body.
Normally, I can handle them pretty well. But tonight, it's gotten a little ridiculous. You see, I do believe they are having a pool party. As a result they feel the need to blast rap music from the 90's so loudly that it is shaking my house. Now, I know it's only 8:30 at night, but my two year old daughter goes to bed at 8:30 at night. Or, at least, she would if these lolo's weren't being totally and completely annoying.
I don't care if they play music, I don't care if they play music loudly, I don't even care if their bratty little boys let their dog take shit's in everybody else's yard, but I do care when they're playing they're music so loudly that it disrupts my daughter's sleep and my life.
I need to move away. Far, Far away. To the land of Perfect.
